Yeah ninjas!

	The Oppressed Peoples of Loleveryonemustdie "See my vest see my vest made of real Zongasaurus chest!"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State Civil Rights: Some Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Woosilabongkongkamalaunisilamo Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
The Oppressed Peoples of Loleveryonemustdie is a very large, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 180 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture. Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Loleveryonemustdie's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region. Crime is a serious problem. Loleveryonemustdie's national animal is the zongasaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the firstborn son. Loleveryonemustdie is ranked 10th in the region and 74,581st in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.