Exam Stress
I had a stupid night dreaming of GP (no i don't miss it). There was this strange question i was doing about food that required... argh i feel stupid just talking about it, but somewhere during my gp-exam-dream a swat team swarmed into what seemed to be my living room and jumped on a farmer. Well i woke up to a fantastic day. My nose was acting up on me and i don't even remember sleeping. I was so terribly disturbed that i spent my first 15 minutes sitting in a chair trying to recall my first 2 paragraphs of my GP essay and then it occured to me that i didn't really have a thesis statement in there. This bothered me all the way until i started furrowing over some strange bio question on calcium channels in the exam hall. "No thesis statement? You die already!" Thanks Victor :X.
(Say bye bye as grammar and other aspects of standard English leave my world by obligatory osmosis. I call it the Zong Yi's-pseudo-solvent-draggy effect of post GP english.)
10 reasons why i hate myself today
1. Stupid haunting GP dream and thesis statements
2. Stupid cold (Ever wondered why we sleep under blankets in aircon rooms and write hypocritical essays about global warming?)
3. Stupid bio paper, whatever it has to do with me
4. And its stupid essay questions
5. Not knowing sec^2 Q-1 is = tan^2 Q even after i scribbled it down
6. Missing out stupid PnC cases
7. Forgetting to subtract the even numbers from the sum of (2r-1)^3
8. Sucking at integration
9. And various other mistakes that I daren't think about for the sake of the welfare of my next few months.
10. Knowing others were feeling down because they made even more stupid mistakes but couldn't get over my own small mistakes and was being an insensitive prick. (What... exam stress ok. Well guys let's not think about our papers, until we invent a time machine or manage to pinpoint the exact current location of our scripts with the means of altering them.)
11. Taking stupid chem paper in a few hours and not seen a chem paper 3 since prelims.
12. Stupid cold (Apologies to those seated around me for the constant sniffling and occasional sneezing)
13. Stupid cold
But it could have been worse or much much worse. Thank you Lord. :D
And we're not even halfway through dammit.
(Say bye bye as grammar and other aspects of standard English leave my world by obligatory osmosis. I call it the Zong Yi's-pseudo-solvent-draggy effect of post GP english.)
10 reasons why i hate myself today
1. Stupid haunting GP dream and thesis statements
2. Stupid cold (Ever wondered why we sleep under blankets in aircon rooms and write hypocritical essays about global warming?)
3. Stupid bio paper, whatever it has to do with me
4. And its stupid essay questions
5. Not knowing sec^2 Q-1 is = tan^2 Q even after i scribbled it down
6. Missing out stupid PnC cases
7. Forgetting to subtract the even numbers from the sum of (2r-1)^3
8. Sucking at integration
9. And various other mistakes that I daren't think about for the sake of the welfare of my next few months.
10. Knowing others were feeling down because they made even more stupid mistakes but couldn't get over my own small mistakes and was being an insensitive prick. (What... exam stress ok. Well guys let's not think about our papers, until we invent a time machine or manage to pinpoint the exact current location of our scripts with the means of altering them.)
11. Taking stupid chem paper in a few hours and not seen a chem paper 3 since prelims.
12. Stupid cold (Apologies to those seated around me for the constant sniffling and occasional sneezing)
13. Stupid cold
But it could have been worse or much much worse. Thank you Lord. :D
And we're not even halfway through dammit.
posted by me at 8:53 PM
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