HELLO WORLD

Hi everyone, i'm back at the useless stuff.
I gave myself some off these few days, before the army sends me off to a far away land for a couple of weeks.
Past few weeks have been rather stressful in camp with my wonderful platoon and the daily dose of chaokenging buggers, awolees, investigations and my lovely battalion's exercises which i have to follow along in camo. But because of national security i will not talk about any of it. 2nd lefts are just people to pile shit upon.

Oh i also went to hongkong for a few days and it was very fun.

My dear girlfriend is back in london. (MUGGING I HOPE)

I've also started driving CIVILIAN CARS and on the 3rd day, i got hit by a brickwall while driving my mom's car into the driveway. I don't know what happened. But then we were quoted like 500 bucks for repairs ouch.

Doing ucas again, i hope the army doesn't keep me from stuff again.

Then there's dear hcbt and birthday surprises hahaha.

So here's what i've been doing the past few days:
SPORE SPORE AND SPORE
I also found this: http://antispore.com/
Dar ned Christian extremists. I play spore too and i still believe in God and how we are special to him. If anything this is just a game and shouldn't be taken as a parody to creation. See, girls don't get the games. Well i'm an old-world evolutionarist kind of person but that's just a note.


So here's the story of my little guy, 'lil horndog.

It all starts with a meteorite hitting planet telkeydene of the trott system...
out hatched lil "lil lightning"








Note his many flagella; all the better to chase after pieces of meats.
He dies a couple of times to primordial stew bullies but he pulls through, grows bigger, and eats more pieces of meat and picks on cells smaller than him.
Hello lil lightning v3.0!






So, our little guy gets bored of swimming and goes moves onto land!
Growing legs!





He charges around and kills and eats everything that moves! Yum yum!

He realises that his forelimbs are better at goring and striking those other annoying creatures and goes bipedal. I also renamed him lil horndog because he wasn't as fast anymore and he kept mating when i just wanted him to get friends to go hunting together.
1 times ugly *********






So we kill and eat and kill and eat and drive everyone else to extinction, (except for those epic monsters who stomp on us). Slowly gaining sentience, and cuteness!








Soon, we reach the peak of evolution after a couple of billion sporeyears.
Presenting lil horndog: v999 FINAL




Eventually, we start fires and go tribal! OOGA BOOGA















So after a few centuries, my lil horndog tribe kills off every other tribe and becomes a CIVILISATION!

We build vehicles:







and buildings









My militaristic civilisation of lil horndogs crush all opposition, spreading across the continents and eventually gaining GLOBAL DOMINATION!

We build a spaceship and enter the space age!
















All hail the renowned lil horndog empire!

If you'll excuse me I'm going back to trading spice and fighting grox.

My spore account is squeezetoyalien i got no buddies.


Oh and here's to help with jan's bro's bar's advertising
zsofi tapas bar: http://www.tapasbar.com.sg/
Its a bar which serves drinks WITH FOOD!